Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so please do not be misled by my headline. The most important thing is that the lights are on and someone is home, but I want to show you off (just a little bit) when we go places. I know that I am not the prettiest penny in the till or the sharpest knife in the drawer, but we should both feel comfortable with our physical selves. I want to have a girlfriend. So, if you are here to meet someone to go places and do things, then, maybe, we should talk.