I am a single 22 year old full time parent of a wonderful liitle man. I am short,I have gorgeous eyes,I enjoy being a girl,I don't wear granny panties but I don't wear thongs either,I love dogs/cats and even lizards,I won't drag you shopping(that's what my best friends is for) I will not move into your apartment the first chance I get, Like you I am scarred of commitment due to being burn so many times,I won't order a salad unless it comes with the meal,I have all my shots,I'm genuine, I will hide in the dark around corners trying to scare the shit out of you ending up scarring the shit out of myself instead, I'm Irish and German so yes I can handle my drinks,but I do have a tempur,I like the colors pink and green, I will let you be the man in the relationship unless you decide to be physcially and emotionally abusive then I will have to kick your ass to the curb,I do my own toenails occasionally get a pedicure,I watch The Simpsons and Family Guy,I know a little more than something about cars, I know that 4 stroke isn't a dirty joke, I have a car(paid for),I can drive manual and automatic,It turns me on when you work on your car and mine(only if I can't do the work myself),I like when you grab my ass in the morning,You can pee while I am in the bathroom I may even hold it for you,I won't ever cheat or sleep with any of your friends or family members,I will be your date to anything you need(even that dumb concert you like),I'm 22 with the mind of a 30 year old and the heart and personality of a 10 year old,I don't do drugs,I only need to see you 2-3 times a week(unless it was a bad week maybe 4 times then),I only need a 5-20 min. phone call everyday(I worry....)I have sexy lips, I do have PMS, I brush my teeth 2 times a day, take showers, I will NEVER kick you in your crotch on purpose,I won't make fun of your manhood(in public),I can operate a fire extinguisher, any present BIG or small will make me happy because I know that you were thing about me, I have all my teeth(except my 4 wisdom teeth), I pay my own bills, I'm not looking for financial support or to support your ass, I don't want marriage,I don't want kids except for what I have right now,I'll let you hug me even when you are sweaty, Your wallet/car(unless it's a classic)or house(unless it's a dump) wouldn't impress me,I can pick up things with my toes,I can make my left boob move without even touching it, I can carry a conversation longer then 30 seconds, I won't go through your drawers or try to get your cell phone or wallet or e-mail unless you give me a reason too, I don't have stuffed animals on my bed and my room isn't pink,and finally if you had the time to invest into reading this I have certain criteria:
1. Between the ages of 22-26 if you are older then me please don't play the game I am older than you thus I know more then you shit you don't know me or what I have been through plus IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.
2. Tall between 5'10-6'2.
3. Not deathly skinny or skinny in general I like my man with some meat on his bones(I guess you have to be tone if you don't understand what I am saying).
4. Intelligent..If all your stories start with " I was soooo drunk....." it's not going to work between us, you must be able to carry a conversation.
5. YOU AND YOUR TEETH MUST BE WHITE AND STRAIGHT.
6. Well-groomed meaning clean cut hair,clean face,and clean and cut nails.
7. DON'T be looking for only sex. I DO NOT come as a sex only package my vagina is NOT up for acction.
8. Be unique but not too unique.
9. NO thugs or wanna-bees total turn off.
10. Overall be nice, look like something more attractive than an orge and try NOT to be such a sleazy horndog!
So make the leap and e-mail me or go to the next girl.
I am the girl on the left of Mr. Peanut.