GET OUT Of THE WATER ... SHARK...DID I GET YOUR ATTENTION!!!! NOW that I have your attention...This profile is a little different then you may have seen before. First off, I am not a nice guy, just trying meet a woman that is nice too...yawn!!!! NICE=BORING...don't get me wrong, you can do nice things, but anytime I hear "I am a nice woman", I want to throw up...anyway, If your looking to connect with someone they need to spark your interest...nice doesn't do it...Now don't get me wrong, I don't want a lunatic who should probably be in a padded room. Ya know what I mean. OH, If your out on bail no I am not interested either, Or your babys daddy is somehow in the picture then don't bother, I don't need any drama...sorry if I am punishing you for you bad choices in the past, but i don't want them to be my bad choices in the future. Anyway enough with what I don't want.

I am looking for a woman, must be cute, yeah cute, ya don't need to be a super model...actually I find that the more beautiful they are the less they think they have to put into the relationship...and for the most part, that is pretty accurate because there will always be some wuss boy out there that would kiss your feet. If your not like this, don't take offense, prove it...Plus they tend not to want to get dirty...I like to get dirty and I want to get dirty with my woman. :). Must have some sense of adventure, meaning if you haven't done it, at least try it. I would also hope that you could bring some opportunities for me to try some new things. There are plenty of things I have never done yet, so bring them on. Oh yeah this is important...I am the supreme ball buster, so if your really insecure or are overly sensitive, stay away from me, you cannot handle what I dish out. I am very sarcastic and i will pick on you.

NOTE!!!!!!!! Ok it may be a little over the top, but I am just trying to have some fun here...No I am not really looking for an ex-wife..actually I don't believe in divorce!!! My family is very close, and I want the same for myself in the future. So if I am not being clear, ITS A JOKE...you can laugh now. I respect the union of marriage more then most. UNTIL DEATH DO US PART..I also understand that under circumstances that may be the answer for some, but why did you get married to begin with, thats what you need to focus on..anyway if any of you out there can handle a sarcastic ball breaker, say hello, even if its just to chat.

I also am upstate about every other weekend around the Great Sacandaga Lake area, so if your up that way say hello, never hurts to meet people from other ares!!!