I'm a fun person that likes to sip on a nice bottle of liqour. I enjoy shopping for things i can't afford, older men, and fishing. I hate working, but i love money. I frequently curse and i enjoy a long walk on the beach, and a nice can of Bud Light. I'm sick of douche bags screwing me over, and am ready for a REAL man to treat me like the princess i am. Are you him?