Come on. Are you really gonna believe half of the stuff I have to put here to get the account open? Do you honestly think that I'm going to impress you with a few lines of blather about myself? Please. You've seen this before?... "honest, fun, loving, capable of conjugating verbs and employed." /yawn.
Now, if I have your attention and you just feel compelled to respond for whatever reason then put the dog out, lock the door, put the kids to bed, light em if ya got em, and ask yourself this. "Am I ready for this?"

Can be your bad boy and the rock that you'll break yourself on or the shoulder to lean on. I'm in touch with my inner b****.

I'm all about positive emotional content and it's no extra charge and on tap.

MUST have a good sense of humor, especially if you're reading this!