as you can see, i'm awesome. thanks. but enough about that. I try to indulge myself in the arts and learn new methods of creation. I love foreign films. hollywood is great but it seems they're too damn busy making dance movies, i.e., save the last dance, step up, bring it on, etc. okay, thats not all hollywood is producing...but you get my drift. no? yes? well thats a discussion for another time. whatever! I play the guitar but i'm not so great. and no, i'm not being modest here...I say it casue its only true. I'm like a young Bob dylan, wait, i'm giving myself too much credit. i'll be more precise here...i'm like him method wise. as a young folk-singer, he played basic chords in a very repetitive manner. and thats really all you need to know. speaking of music, i really appreciate it...well, who doesn't. i'm into folk, alt-country, rock and or roll, new wave, jam band...whatever. i also dig comedians...who are actually funny! hahaha! its a bad way to end a introduction, but i'd have to come online some other time to finish this personal profile of mine.

cheers


...i'm into chicks! booyah!

here are some other likes...and dislikes.

Celebrity: me.
Airline: no air time for me please
Animal: depends on how good they taste.
Appliance: chair
Artist: me/jim jarmusch/wes anderson/kinji fukasaku.
Beverage: kool-aid. i'm cool, i got to have it.
Books/Writers: writings on the bathroom walls. so, anonymous writers.
Brands: nothing
Candy/Snack: crackers dipped in suger.
Vehicle: one that runs
City: minneapolis/new york
Clothing Store/Label: thrift
Comedian: mitch hedberg R.I.P. dave atell, nick swardson, dave chappelle.
Films: easy rider/bloodsport.
Flower/Plant: Flower Edwards/Robert Plant
Food: rice with everything, yes, even with cereal!
Gadget: that's inspector gadget to you!
Game: double dragon
Hero: UNCLE JESSE
Hotel/Motel: cheap
Indulgence: cinema
Leisure Activities: thinking about having fun.
Local Hang-Out: old man johnson's backyard.
Music: rock and or roll/new wave/punk/garage
Pets: dogs..they're delicious
Place To Live: the city
Political Figure: very liberal. don't care much.
Radio Show: uhm..video killed the radio star..remember?
Season: season 5 of the simpsons rule! "Rocky 5 plus Rocky 2 equals Rocky 7, Adrian's Revenge!"
Sports Team: the ones who loses. i like the underdogs.
Travel Destination: from my bedroom to my kitchen. do you live in my kitchen? maybe we can meet?
Turn-ons: girls who talk sexy to other dudes.
TV Shows/Channels: the simpsons, seinfeld, freaks and geeks.
Virtue: i respect girls with cool shades and big juggs, and by juggs i mean breast, and by breast i mean hair.
Software: more like hardware!!!
Stores: as long as they sell super overly priced CD's i'm there. i just look around like i'm some rich dude who can afford a CD.

MY DISLIKES
Activities I Avoid: getting hit in the face by some big dude's fist.
Bad Habits: beng bad to the bone.
Foods I Hate: your mother's cooking.
Music That Drives Me Nuts: music that drives my nuts? oh, music that drives ME nuts. uhm, mainstream rock, country, rap, and so on. anything mainstream.
My Biggest Fears: bears with machine guns. making whoopie with whoopie....goldberg that is!
My Worst Job Ever: being rosie o'donnell's parachute underwear. its true, i'm not sure how, but i did it!
Pet Peeves: forgetting how cool i am.
Things That Make Me Angry: turning into the incredible hulk, finding a treasure box with a letter inside that reads "the goonies were here." anger. people who actually believe that children are the future. i'm just kidding, i love kids!
Turn-Offs: chicks who shave their mustaches.
Unforgivable Vices: miami vice
World's Worst Evildoers: superman...cause he can never bad!
Worst Fashion Crime: santa claus