crazydahlicious
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25 year old man
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Tarzana, California
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About crazydahlicious
Interests: video games, pho, nose-picking, stand-up comedy, family guy, star trek, anime especially naruto, movies that are interesting and end with satisfying closure, couch potatoing, chair potatoing, my stuffed goomba plush that makes a sound when you hit it, bed potatoing, engaging in activities that can be described by vegetables, cucumbering, inserting one or dos foreign words into my otherwise english sentences, napping when i feel like it, napping outside in good weather - probably at a nice park or beach, calm affectionate dogs, songs that i like so much they make my spine tingle a little bit, don mcclean - american pie, gary jules - mad world, black eyed peas - lets get it started/retarded, lange - angel falls, pachelbel canon, mozart - eine kleine nachtmusik, death cab for cutie - soul meets body, michael jackson - smooth criminal, goldfinger's 99 red balloons cover
Aloha. My name is Zach.
I'm looking for someone who likes to do what I like to do. Once I find that person, we can do that stuff together whilst enjoying each other's company. For example, when I eat pho, the pho molecules travel through my bloodstream into my brain causing happiness. That is all great, but it would be even better if I could make that happiness travel from my brain to my mouth into your ear and cause happiness in your brain as well. Same goes for the happiness caused by listening to my favorite comedians, hitting my goomba plush and hearing the mario-jumped-on-it-sound, napping in various locations, or listening to that spine-tingling song.
Here are some quotes from some of my favorite comedians for your amusement. Enjoy:
"If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals; you will run out."
"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important that others."
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."
- Jack Handey
"Last night, I got so drunk that I African-Americaned out."
"How come girls can say, 'I'm going to go to brunch with my girlfriend', and no one assumes anything, but when I say, 'My boyfriend and I are going shopping for fanny packs', everyone thinks I'm a gay? - thats right, A gay."
- Zach Galifianakis
"I was filling in a questionnaire, and it said 'who would you most like to sleep with, anyone living or dead?' I put 'anyone living.'"
"No matter how much you give a homeless person for a cup of tea, you never get that tea."
- Jimmy Carr
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gun
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nose
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3 pm
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chair
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shin, foot
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snake making sharp turn
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corner of room where i typed this
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approximate shape of this list from far away"
- Demetri Martin
I'm looking for someone who likes to do what I like to do. Once I find that person, we can do that stuff together whilst enjoying each other's company. For example, when I eat pho, the pho molecules travel through my bloodstream into my brain causing happiness. That is all great, but it would be even better if I could make that happiness travel from my brain to my mouth into your ear and cause happiness in your brain as well. Same goes for the happiness caused by listening to my favorite comedians, hitting my goomba plush and hearing the mario-jumped-on-it-sound, napping in various locations, or listening to that spine-tingling song.
Here are some quotes from some of my favorite comedians for your amusement. Enjoy:
"If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals; you will run out."
"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important that others."
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."
- Jack Handey
"Last night, I got so drunk that I African-Americaned out."
"How come girls can say, 'I'm going to go to brunch with my girlfriend', and no one assumes anything, but when I say, 'My boyfriend and I are going shopping for fanny packs', everyone thinks I'm a gay? - thats right, A gay."
- Zach Galifianakis
"I was filling in a questionnaire, and it said 'who would you most like to sleep with, anyone living or dead?' I put 'anyone living.'"
"No matter how much you give a homeless person for a cup of tea, you never get that tea."
- Jimmy Carr
"
L
gun
L
nose
L
3 pm
L
chair
L
shin, foot
L
snake making sharp turn
L
corner of room where i typed this
L
approximate shape of this list from far away"
- Demetri Martin
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