Caveman looking for "Very Hot" cavewoman to drag back to my cave. Alpha cavewomen ONLY !! Applicants must not "NEED" a caveman but seek a firemaking Cave King to compliment her already awesome life. Ideal Cavechick, knows she is hot and doesnt need anyones approval. She isnt so insecure that she cant where my boxers and a tee shirt till noon. Ideal cavemama must not be the kind of woman who sleeps with big strong Cavestud on first, second or third date. Cavetramps need not apply. Cavequeen status only considered after demonstrating high values, conflict resolution abilities, honest communication and the no makeup messed up hair test. There is only one position available and only the highest qaulity women need apply. This position pays well with a lifetime of benefits.