Passionate, lovable, caring, intuitive, forgiving... these
are all traits that do not desribe me. Rather, I am brash,
cocky, hard of hearing and just plain ghetto fabulous. I
have a penchant for engaging in the fisticuffs. People
are initially afraid of me, then they see my warm, charming
personality and are instantly enamored with me ('cause
they know I'll bash their face in otherwise). I accept candy
from strangers, run with scissors and play ball in the
house. Animals love me for who I am, and that makes
me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Get to know me, and I will
disappoint you. Don't get to know me, and you will
regret it.