This town is too small for a man of my ambition. I can't help being the biggest and the strongest, I don't even exercise. Only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement. I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you. Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. A kiss may not be the truth, but it's what we wish were true. I'm completely unquantifiable! That is to say I'm at least 10 times as fun as getting dental work done or going to Disneyland. I'm never afraid to try new things, and I like to shake things up when I get the opportunity. This means I'm at least half as boring as a superbowl halftime show. Finally, I'm tall, which means I can see the top of the fridge and turn lights on without a stool.