Actually I dont, I use Olay but that was the first random headline that came to mind.....its meant to indicate how exciting I am yet still in touch with my feminine side. Yeah I have a pretty strange sense of humour. Turtle....like the cool surfer ones in Nemo, not some fat lazy one on a beach, however lazing on a beach does sound prety inviting right now.


!!Have just started dating someone so may be logging off for good....!! leaving my profile on here for a bit longer however (it does say not single now) as there are several good people I chat to on this site that I still want to chat too, hope thats ok...


Woohoo I must be well hot, someone is using my pics!!!!! http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3848769.htm# do me a favour and message his to tell him he's a twat.

This is getting long now...its more like a blog, I just randomly add to it.

3 things.....Age, Posing and why am I on here....

I just hit 30 but sad as it sounds I don't act, feel or hopefuly look it. If I were to find a relationship here it would probably be with some one age 25-32. Not writting anything else off and if your outside that bracket still happy to chat as you never know what will happen but just warning you as I keep getting messages from people I feel are to young or too old for me. I do want a family of my own one day, so won't be getting into a relationship with someone that is not looking to have any more kids. Please don't hate me for saying those things but surely its best to make peopel aware......

I'm posing in my pics cause I find it funny and I have a real bad photo smile, I look stupid when I smile so I pose, I'm really not a stuck up tw@! Have added some more pics as I think I may have just got lucky with the one on my side in bed...Damn I look hot in that one but I fear the other pics may be a better representation :-(

Now I'm 30 I find the clubs round my way are full of 18 year olds, its hard to meet people my age that I can actally talk to and get to know so fgured this could be a better way to meet people.

Just looking for people to chat with and pass the time and see what it leads too, I may be off to the states in a few months for a while so do want to be careful not to hurt anyone.

Also I broke my arm a few weeks ago so can't type to well at the moment, so don't expect any long replies for the next few days!!!!! Not to sure why I have so many pics in bed...maybe its just my happy place!
Wow, I seem to have said a real lot without actually saying anything....

Best add a bit about me :-) I love sports, I play American Football for the East Kent Mavericks and football has been a huge part of my life for 15 years. I enjoy going to the gym (its been 5 weeks since I went due to my elbow and i feel xxxx for it) love going out. I love my friends (in a straight way), I love food, food is great all kinds of food and chocolate I'm a chocoholic.

I'm crap at playing games and don't do hard to get (unless I don't fancy you then I'm dam hard to get)....If I like you you'll know about it, maybe thats where I go wrong! But whats the point, if someone makes you happy let them know about it, it can only be a good thing.

Likes.....
Chocolate, gym, smoothies, people that smile, Dogs, Kids TV in bed on a saturday monring, getting a text (spelt with an e) that gives you butterflies, dancing, seeing friends, fit women, kissing, American Football (would be further up the list but I mentioned it before) POF (I so hope the dude that set this site up is happy and not single anymore), New York, Barcelona, shopping, Beaches, will radomly add more.... My Bed - super king size with the fattest Douvet. movies, clubbing and dancing but equally at home with a bottle of wine, a DVD and some home cooking. I personally dont like smoking but it would be pretty arogant to not date someone as they are smoker, I mean i like Marmite I'd be gutted if someone didnt message me because they thought Marmait smells. Don't like drugs either, however do appricate peoples pasts make them who they are today. The sea is great whether diving in it or just looking it at it.... Beautiful calm sea is amazing and Angry sea during a storm also rocks, I dont like it when its in the middle to rough to dive or swim not rough enough to be entertaining. Countryside and walks, but also the big city - I'll always feel at home in London. Wrtiing this it has just occured to that I dont like averages.....Calm sea and rough sea or Big city and countryside....not into the in between bits..... Animals, all animals but cats make me sneeze.

Dislikes....
TxT TLK (I cant even do it) and people that type in random upper and lower case. Tramps that are really friendly after you dont give them money and make you feel bad, Commuting to work, Not getting enough sleep, The fact that unhealthy things taste so good, Mcdonalds for the previuos reason, Time speeding by so quickly and not having anyone to share it with.

Seeing as your at the bottom.....if you scroll a bit further you'll get to the testimonials bit..... I have several guys saying nice things (they never say them to my face) but I need to add I have never hooked up with any of them....we've showered togther but in a post match towel wipping manly kinda way. If you don't like me you should however definently message my budies. I can vouch for them all as being great guys as if they were anything less I wouldnt hang out with them.

So you've finished reading, what now?.....message me! If you dont you just wasted a good 5 minutes of your life!!!!