feralcatlady "Just here for friends "NO" Marriage Proposals"
47 year old woman from Tujunga, California      Looking for man for friendship Online now!

About feralcatlady

Im whitty,charming, probably the funniest person you will ever meet.....Can see through people in an instant, so don't lie to me. Love my friends, family, and the all animals of the wild kingdom. I'm a no nonsense kind of gal, so if you don't want the truth, don't ask me. I love the Lord beyond all comprehension. I'm quick with comeback so be careful, and I love love love to laugh and make others laugh also. I also have a unique form of language called Debbonics.....its my language and the more you get to know me the more you get to know this language. giggle.

Also very self confident, I love me and thats all that matters.

I am very dedicated and loyal in my friendships....and have my gal pals backs always.......


Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped
into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince
that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your
castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals,clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:


I Don't Freakin Think So.





Here is Louie Archibald Taylor my Awesome Possum on You Tube being to sexy for his shirt

copy and paste to address box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCJ4WZrbmS8


AND NO BETTER THEN THE 3 CHICAS FOREVER

DON'T MERELY EXSIST........WHAT A WASTE

I am also I afraid stuck in the Matchmaking Game Thread And I can't get out......so if have the urge to kidnap me...please do.

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GAME: LEISURE SUIT JOHNNY

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NAME: SmExy SyLvia
APPEARANCE: (To Smexy for my shirt & yours)
HEIGHT: (5"5)
WEIGHT: (I have a trick where you sit on my ????)
FLAW:
SNORTING LAUGH: When you actually laugh you make snorting noise


NAME: SmExy SyLvia
APPEARANCE: (To Smexy for my shirt & yours)
HEIGHT: (5"5)
WEIGHT: (I have a trick where you sit on my ????)

CRUSHES:

1 - zxenoffun
2 - smile
3 - Uplanhunter

MARRIED: yes

HISTORY:

Please fill a history of your character here.

SmExY SyLvIa is a true southern belle. Just as Scarlett before her she has
a way with the men, keeping them at a distance. So try as they may they can't
win over this southern belle.....But she wants you to try. SyLvIa loves to laugh and
can be caught at any moment if your funny gigglesnorting. Even though SyLvIa is
a blonde she is sharp witted, quick with one liners and doesn't do well with stupid.
Profession: self employed

Physical Appearance

Height
5' 6"
Hair color
Blond
Body type
Average
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian

Lifestyle

Marital Status
No answer
Have Children?
Yes, they live at home
Smokes?
Often
Religion
Christian - Other
Want Children?
No
Drinks?
No

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