I'm 44 yrs. old and recently moved out to Simi Valley. All the way from Chatsworth! So I am totally new to the area. ;^)~ For those of you that don't know its about 4 minutes away. Well the way I drive it is. I'd bet alot of you have probably already cussed at me on the freeway if you live out this way!!
I am very active, I surf, rock climb, mountain bike, snowboard, if its dangerous I'll do it, or probably already do.
Humor is a must!!! I would like to meet someone who is confident, not arrogant, determined, not driven, and outgoing, not going out,.................................
with my friends.
That was a joke for those that are comedically challenged.
Honesty, trust, lust for adventure, spontenaity(did I spell that right?), be yourself and like who you are. I must be honest, looks are important we have to be attracted to each other. If I'm not what someone likes, then I would hope that they would be honest rather than nice.
If you need your car fixed, need someone to build, remodel, or just work around the house, or just a MAN to cling to in a dark alley, I'm that guy. But I am also the guy that gets about 70 % of the questions on jeopardy. I want to cook dinner with you or go out, you choose. I cook, I clean, I work,............ geez if I was better looking I would go out with me!!!!
But if you want a manicured hand, or a pretty boy with no opinion on life, love, or the world around him, keep going and good luck to you. And good luck in that dark alley!! Or perhaps you prefer a control freak? Keep looking, you'll find one. Want a rich man that will leave you home alone every night? Lots of nice expensive things, but remember it gets lonely in a gilded cage!
More about me though, that's why we're all here... ;^)~ I am a morning/night person. I get up at 4:30 almost every day. I sleep in on the weekends until 6 or 7. I stay up until 11 or 12. I'll have plenty of time to sleep when I die. ;^)~
I have only ever had one one night stand in my life and that was only because she never returned my calls. I have been faithful in every relationship I have ever been in and have never raised my hand to a woman or been verbally abusive.
I am articulate enough to try and get my point across, and openminded enough to try and see your point. But I don't mind a little heated banter all in the name of fun and foreplay!!
Oh c'mon, so I said foreplay, if you're offended by words like that, then I am definitely not your guy!!
I get offended when a woman opens the door for me. That's my job. I am an old fashioned man. I don't care who invited who, I PAY! Unless of course you make more than me! Just a joke ladies!
Okay now if you're still with me after those last few comments............. then let's talk.
I will do almost anything to make people laugh, am not afraid to poke fun at myself, (such an easy target), or you or anything else. I am politically INcorrect and all my friends tell me I should do a stand-up routine. I AM rather funny, but looks aren't everything!!!! Or are they??????
I do live in the land of superficial, greedy, remorseless, money-grubbing, fake, fraudulent, two-faced, keep up with and supass the Jonses, look at me look at me zombies!!!....................... But I don't really have an opinion!
Los Angeles, the land of beautiful people. Where everyone is a star................
............... just ask them.