Will do when I have time. For now: I pay the rent by taking pairs of pointed steel instruments to a human being's scalp. Neat, huh? I love to sing, to write, to draw, to travel. Did I mention I dance like a nut? If you embarrass easy, my job is half finished. I eat too much, laugh too hard, read too much, but isn't that what life's all about?

I want a man big and strong, tall and handsome, a Scottish man in a kilt who'll go to the highland games with me, who will hold my hand, who will give me hugs, who will read books with me. Stubble and rough hands, humor and smiles, are some of the things I find sexy in a man. Open minds welcomed, closed minds need not apply. Attraction is important but personality is number one.