*the new pic i have up is a finished piece an artist friend did of me. i posed for him on friday night, my first photo shoot, and this is the first piece. i love it. i hope you all do too.

here is my ideal man: must be butt ugly and live in parents basement. LOTS of back hair is a huge turn on. especially if you have a lot of bacne. bonus if you attend star trek conventions. kids ok, but only if used to collect higher welfare.

ok, ok......you caught me, i was kidding on the ideal man, but i have actually dated guys with some of the above criteria but im not telling which ones. its kinda embarassing. lol i just dont want to have the "typical" profile. you know the one...im looking for mr. right. intelligent, romantic, blah, blah, blah. (watch eyes glaze over here.) im quirky, fun and a little offbeat. i love to spend time with my son. i love my job. i love God. i have a full life with one small part missing.....a partner. im not freaking out b/c im single....im not desperate......im not overcome with loneliness. if i dont get married, i wont die but i would like to find the perfect man for me. not the perfect man, because there is no such thing as a perfect person. someone who can understand that i need alone time and i will honor his time as well but will enjoy spending time together. someone who understands that my son is first and can accept him in their life as well. someone who will be my best friend and my lover. ok, i'll stop, im starting to sound "typical" again and i am anything but typical. so if i have caught your eye or better yet, your mind, send me a message.

(dallas cowboys fans need not apply! even though the ideal man above describes about 99.99% of you LMAO)

still awake?

--------------Girls---------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The guys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right guy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------

here is a test....to see if anyone actually reads my profile, b/c with some of the mail i get, its apparent that they didnt bother reading, when you send your email to me, include these words in it "mary had a little lamb". LMAO that way i can tell who actually read this! please be part of my experiment!

scare you off yet?

-----///\\-----Please
----///--\\\----put this
---|||---|||---on your
---|||---|||---profile if
---|||---|||---you know
----\\\-///----someone
-----\\///-----who is living with, survived
------///\-----or has passed away from
-----///\\\----cancer.
----///--\\\---Thank you.

still here? you really need to get a life. LOL :P