I'm tall lanky screech looking type guy, with cleavage my cooking is THAT good you won't even care.

I'm looking for a blond girl with short but not too long hair, who is not too short but also not too tall, whos not skinny but not fat with blue eyes, fingers must be colored pink and you must not have pale skin color, nor too dark of a skin color. Some tanning is okay, if you wear those big sunglasses then your not my type. You have to have a job, a car, and wear just enough makeup.
Your toe nails HAVE to be trimmed or look somewhere else.