As of 02/01/2008 I am back in San Diego after a 3 year stint in Sacramento, so I need to get reacquainted with the city and hopefully make a lot of new friends. Not looking for anything serious right away, but I am finally able to plant some roots in San Diego for good.

So, yeah, um, I guess I just am looking to meet some cool people. We hit off, great. We don't, it's not the end of the world. At least you'll get some free caffeine and a story about some shady dude from the internet. And who doesn't love those stories?

Okay, about me. I really hate this part. I'm an enigma, wrapped in a riddle. Okay, that's a lie.

Key things to know: I'm very opinionated and very sarcastic. Yeah, that can get annoying, but in all honesty it is a major part of who I am. And although I play the part of internet crank, I've also been known to suddenly get watery eyes from allergies at the end of Forrest Gump, the Champ, and Frosty the Snowman. I'm allergic to those movies for some reason.

In many ways I'm old fashioned: I hate when people cuss in public (I cuss like a sailor in private), I believe in being civil out in public, I respect my elders, yada yada yada.

But in other ways I'm not: I'm liberal, deeply into punk rock, I'm not very happy with the status quo, and I prefer cats over dogs (and as luck would have it, every cat I've owned has somehow managed to be Best Cat In The Universe, except the times that a had two, where, you guessed it, there were co-Best Cats In The World. Current title bearers: Pixie & Bia.)

Anyways, I have no idea what magic words to use here to get you interested, so I'll leave it at that, hope you check out my profile, and cross my fingers.

And remember, dance like no one is looking and all that crap.