What do you do?

Well I eat, drink, sleep, go to the bathroom and put my pants on one leg at a time, just like most people.

Where are you from?

Technically according to 6th grade health class I came from my mother's womb.

What do you do for fun?

Anything that wont get the cops called on me {that quickly ;}

What are your likes dislikes?

Well I dislike questions, and I like when people recognize that fact and stop asking me things.

Why dont you smile much or at all?

I do, but its usually when people leave the room.

Why are you so sarcastic?

Am I? Or are you too serious and can't see the lighter side of things?

Do you think Im pretty?

Well experience tells me no matter how I answer this question its not going to do me any good so Im going develop a sudden case of whooping cough and avert the question completely.

You think your better than people dont you?

Not at all, but I sure as hell don't think they're better than me.

Where do you see this going?

Well if by 'this' you mean us, I see a nice house and a white pickett fence with 2 kids and a dog if thats what you want to hear.

What kind of music do you listen too?

Im open to any type of music but country.

How many women have you been with?

Enough to be proficient in the act, but not enough to brag about it.

What was your last girlfriend like?

She was great up until the time I whoops next question.

What are your goals in life?

To be supported emotionally, financially and spiritually by a beautiful wealthy Goddess.

What was the longest a girl you've dated made you wait for sex?

Well how long have we been on this date? An hour?


- Hope you had a good laugh, if so maybe we have similar senses of humor and thats a start. Send me a message and we can go from there.