I am funny, and I hate people who can't laugh. Laugh and the world laughs with you...cry and your makeup is screwed up all night. And "Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember, others may hate you. Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

President Richard Milhous Nixon
Address to members of the
administration on leaving office.
9 August 1974