People should be more truthful, here's me:

I'm a selfish prick. Good looking, successful, athletic tone body, young enough to do it, and old enough to do it right. I don't smoke, I'm loads of fun, but I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. Also I'm intellectual and well educated and don't care what anybody else thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want, but you probably figured that out already smartypants.

What I'm looking for:

If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this:

Handsome, cultured, intellectual with a big****Seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous, for purposes of securing diamonds, Lamborghinis, new home in prestigious area or beachfront property. Multi-orgasm training included at no charge.