purplecat
"OK , I REALLY need some one to stand by and ........hold the fire extinguisher!!....forget it let me burn....**** it...rescue me youll see"
40 year old woman
from
Whiskey Creek, British Columbia
Looking for man for friendship
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About purplecat
Interests: music, art, cooking, earth science, random accidents, extreme ironing, mad obstructions and cold fusion.
Um , about me eh , hmmmmmm ,
Well I am not fire proof , water proof , or earthquake proof , at all , yes I admit it , although I do bounce if the impact is great enough ,
I still have not figured out how to avoid spontanious combustion , so I really think I need a partner who is fast with the fire extinguisher , and NOT afraid of catching on fire them selves (its been known to happen ) .
The sucsessfull candidate also should have a good understanding of quantum physics and nuclear physics as I am also a mad scientist on the side and am in the midst of plans to take over the universe...
an interest in Genetics and Biotechnology would be an asset but not yet a requirement.....
interested candidates should contact administration .....AND NOT JUST STROLL ON BY CAUSE IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN IF YA JUST KEEEP WALKIN PAST AN NOT APPLYING FOR THE SAID POSTITION!!...........
MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO APPLY
WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN NUTS ....... ALLERGIES BE FOREWARNED
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED
CAUTION HAIR ENTANGLEMENT MAY OCCUR !!
Well I am not fire proof , water proof , or earthquake proof , at all , yes I admit it , although I do bounce if the impact is great enough ,
I still have not figured out how to avoid spontanious combustion , so I really think I need a partner who is fast with the fire extinguisher , and NOT afraid of catching on fire them selves (its been known to happen ) .
The sucsessfull candidate also should have a good understanding of quantum physics and nuclear physics as I am also a mad scientist on the side and am in the midst of plans to take over the universe...
an interest in Genetics and Biotechnology would be an asset but not yet a requirement.....
interested candidates should contact administration .....AND NOT JUST STROLL ON BY CAUSE IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN IF YA JUST KEEEP WALKIN PAST AN NOT APPLYING FOR THE SAID POSTITION!!...........
MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO APPLY
WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN NUTS ....... ALLERGIES BE FOREWARNED
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED
CAUTION HAIR ENTANGLEMENT MAY OCCUR !!
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