bdybildr
"IT'S ON DECK FOR YOU JOKES CONTESTS AND MORE THE MOST ACTIVE PROFILE YOU WILL EVER SEE (I ADD JOKES AS SOON AS I THINK OF THEM)"
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About bdybildr
my picture is not on here im from reno HI TO EVERYONE FROM RENO Nv
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LADIES I NEED YOUR HELP I AM ASKING THE QUESTION "WHAT DO WOMEN WANT??" EMAIL ME WITH YOUR RESPONSES i own radio stations and we are taking a poll to help the guys that listen to us (i dont own the one below)
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but i do have something that i believe that everyone should watch it might make a differance to you its not a joke it is very inspiring watch the video hey its from oprah so how bad can it be right http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ithct48cqw
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this is another thing that is serious on my profile if you like good music for now until i expand my business this is the best radio station in the United States Of America go to www.wild1029.com and go to listen now its live from Reno Nv
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NEW FEATURE JOKES FROM MY FANS TO MY FANS :) (SUBMIT YOUR JOKES AND I WILL PUT THEM ON DECK)
There were three women in the sauna, naked (of course) Two were in their early 20's, the third, a middle aged woman. The two younger women were talking to each other, the middle aged woman sat alone. Soon, they heard a 'peep', one of the younger women pressed her forearm and said "My peeper, I have a micro chip in my arm." They talked for a bit about modern technology when they heard a phone ringing. The second young woman pressed the palm of her hand, put it to her hear and started talking. When she was finished, she said, "My cell phone. I have a micro chip in the palm of my hand." The two started talking about all the modern tecnologies in todays world. The middle age woman felt completely left out, she didn't have a peeper or a cell phone and she felt left out. Pretty soon, she came up with an idea and went into the bathroom. When she came out, she had a stream of tissue hanging out of her ass. The two girls started to giggle and pointed at her ass. "Oh my gosh' said the middle aged woman, "I am getting a fax !"
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This guy was walking down the street and he bumped into a really hot girl.
"Hello, sexy!" He said while stopping in front of her "What's your name?"
She didn't answer.
"Well, my name is Barry"
"Okay" she said "Barry what?"
"I can't really pronounce it, so I'll write it down"
So he wrote it down.
She read allowed, "Ma****enewe. Barry Ma****inewe."
She slapped him and stormed off.
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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "*****" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son walked in and said "What does ***** and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my ****".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and **** mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "****" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "****" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you *****es and bastards, put your ****s and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey!
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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
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Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the ****'s he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag
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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle
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This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.
"FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned.
To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired...
"Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks.
Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.
"You didn't!" she hoped.
He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."
Then she asks, "Did it hurt?"
"No no really," answers the man.
Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"
He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"
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LADIES I NEED YOUR HELP I AM ASKING THE QUESTION "WHAT DO WOMEN WANT??" EMAIL ME WITH YOUR RESPONSES i own radio stations and we are taking a poll to help the guys that listen to us (i dont own the one below)
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------
but i do have something that i believe that everyone should watch it might make a differance to you its not a joke it is very inspiring watch the video hey its from oprah so how bad can it be right http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ithct48cqw
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this is another thing that is serious on my profile if you like good music for now until i expand my business this is the best radio station in the United States Of America go to www.wild1029.com and go to listen now its live from Reno Nv
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NEW FEATURE JOKES FROM MY FANS TO MY FANS :) (SUBMIT YOUR JOKES AND I WILL PUT THEM ON DECK)
There were three women in the sauna, naked (of course) Two were in their early 20's, the third, a middle aged woman. The two younger women were talking to each other, the middle aged woman sat alone. Soon, they heard a 'peep', one of the younger women pressed her forearm and said "My peeper, I have a micro chip in my arm." They talked for a bit about modern technology when they heard a phone ringing. The second young woman pressed the palm of her hand, put it to her hear and started talking. When she was finished, she said, "My cell phone. I have a micro chip in the palm of my hand." The two started talking about all the modern tecnologies in todays world. The middle age woman felt completely left out, she didn't have a peeper or a cell phone and she felt left out. Pretty soon, she came up with an idea and went into the bathroom. When she came out, she had a stream of tissue hanging out of her ass. The two girls started to giggle and pointed at her ass. "Oh my gosh' said the middle aged woman, "I am getting a fax !"
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------
This guy was walking down the street and he bumped into a really hot girl.
"Hello, sexy!" He said while stopping in front of her "What's your name?"
She didn't answer.
"Well, my name is Barry"
"Okay" she said "Barry what?"
"I can't really pronounce it, so I'll write it down"
So he wrote it down.
She read allowed, "Ma****enewe. Barry Ma****inewe."
She slapped him and stormed off.
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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "*****" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son walked in and said "What does ***** and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my ****".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and **** mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "****" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "****" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you *****es and bastards, put your ****s and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey!
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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the ****'s he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle
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This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.
"FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned.
To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired...
"Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks.
Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.
"You didn't!" she hoped.
He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."
Then she asks, "Did it hurt?"
"No no really," answers the man.
Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"
He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"
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