If you are looking at my profile, please take the time to read ALL of it!

I have met many wonderful women since I made my profile and made alot of friends. But I thought maybe I should update some things, so here is the NEW and IMPROVED version..lol

Grab a cup of coffee (Gevalia preferred) and I hope you like what you read.

First off, if you are looking for the "Harley" riding bad boy, keep searching. I don't have a motorcycle, a boat, a weekend getaway in the mountains, a 4 wheeler, or an endless bank account. If you are adddicted to the internet and most of your friends are online, PLEASE KEEP SEARCHING! If you live farther than 45 minutes from Paris, Illinois...chances are that it would be very difficult (not impossible) but I am realistic.

What I do have, is a loving heart and caring emotions that I am not afraid to share with the right woman.

I am 5'6" short ..lol and weigh 160 lbs.(thats "Fun sized" like the smaller candies at Halloween)! I love life and like to laugh (I can easily laugh at myself! I'm a total goof ball.
I have brown eyes and salt and pepper hair. I concider myself to be an attractive man and in descent physical shape for my age. I am outgoing, spontaneous, playful, and have never met a stranger. I like to cook (gotta spice it up), I do laundry , fold, and iron if needed. I enjoy spending time with my family and friends.

I am a seriously sarcastic person looking for you, Are you that crazy, outgoing stuck in your youth, young at heart, fun loving, playful, woman. who likes being a woman. I know that a relationship will take 110% dedication, and commitment from both of us for it to work! I believe that there has to be some physical chemistry (spark) from the start in order for us to be attracted to each other or we are both wasting our time. If you don't believe this, then you are a liar and need not read any farther!

I am a romantic at heart that knows what it takes to add that little extra spark (ROMANCE)in our lives. I want that old fashioned romance ,it includes an open, honest, not afraid to talk dirty to each other relationship.(communication)

I know what romance is, and the difference between sex, and making love.

I believe that sex is raw, hot, sweaty, animalistic, rough, crazy and empowering.
I believe that making love is passionate, slow, embrassing, intense, sweaty, selfishless, experimental, time consuming, and delicious, but, I believe you can not have great sex with a person until you have made love to them first!

I believe that making love starts with foreplay that can last for hours or even all day. It can start in the morning with something as simple as a gentle touch, a soft kiss, a suttle glance, eye contact, a quick text messages during the day, and even notes left in strategic places saying "I miss you", a call to you saying "I'm thinking of you", anything to entice each other until the 2 of us can get that alone time to make it incredible.

Romance can be as easy as a quiet picnic in the park, an unexpected card or flowers sent to you during the day (for no reason at all), to a lovely dinner at an elegent restuarant (or at home). Or even walking together hand in hand down the street, but requires thought and open communication! Doing the little things, and spending time being happy looking at and listening to each other.

I am a touchy feely person that likes to hold hands, snuggle, hug, and alot of kisses. I am not afraid of public dispays of effection, so don't be suprised if I sneak a small kiss in the store or wherever! I might even come up behind you, kiss your neck and smack your butt (if the kids aren't looking)!!

****** You're half way there, don't stop now! ******

I am an optomistic, realist, that knows what I want and I realise it won't come easy!

My ideal partner would be my height or shorter, Petite (Women are supposed to be soft so I don't mind a few curves as long as I weigh more than you). Has dark eyes, beautiful lips, (my weakness)and nice legs. Has a full set of teeth (its ok if they are fake as long as they are all there) You must like to dance and KNOW how to dance. You like looking and acting like a woman and wants to be treated like a LADY. You are secure with yourself. You are just as comfortable in jeans, or dressing up! You aren't afraid to be playful, and fun, yet can be serious when needed! Likes to laugh. Will be Open, and HONEST with me .Sincere,and FAITHFUL. Dedicated! Willing to communicate with me, not just about everyday life, but also in the bedroom! Doesn't hide secrets. (secrets are just like lies). Isn't afraid of committment. I am not looking for a perfect woman, just the woman who is perfect for me! I want that "makes me weak in the knees", always on my mind, kinda love!! Is this YOU ? I could be flexible on some of "ideal woman" things to be happy with the right woman. Write to me!

You must enjoy family life and being with family and friends. Enjoys children and have already had some, isn't looking to have anymore(I can't give you more)

My 2 children live with me. I have a 17y/o daughter and 11y/o son that mean the world to me. (Its a package deal, they come with me) I don't want you to raise my children, I can do that just fine.

I am NOT in a HURRY to get married again (been married twice) and I want us to take this extremely slow to make sure we BOTH are getting everything we want and deserve in a partnership. I want Ms. right, NOT Ms. Right NOW !!! I dont want a woman to live with, but that woman I can't live without! I want you to walk beside me in life as my equal ! Don't stand behind me, stand BESIDE me !
I want you to grow WITH me, NOT just grow old with me.
I need our friendship growing into the long term, head over heels, butterfiles in our stomachs, I can't wait to get off work to see my sweetie kind of love.

If this sounds like you, or describes what you are looking for in a relationship, please drop a note. I promise I will write back to you.
It would terrible to think, we could be missing that perfect chance, if we didn't try!
I can also be reached on my Y messenger ... thestorm144

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile.
Stormy


GO ILLINI !! Long live the CHIEF !!!!