Ok...I'm married but before you start yelling: "Cheater Cheater!" know there is more to my story.

I'm looking for frienship first, no sex. Maybe an emotional affair LOL we will see.

#1: I love my wife but there is some things she can't do.... its not what you think you with the dirty mind.
#2: I require discretion and understanding. If ya wanna know more ask me.
#3: I like girls who can make me laugh.

No drama here right? LOL

About me: I'm a funny down to earth guy who loves the company of Women... no Barstars please.
I love intelligent, caring, free spirts. I like women who make their own style and don't care about what other people think.

BIG BOOBS TOO!!! just kidding, well big boobs never hurt any situation, except maybe some lower backs.

I luv to flirt and have a dirty mind so be aware, but don't take it too serious.

I would really like to hear from ya and I promise I'm not a part time serial killer or drug dealing puppy kicker. But don't take my word for it:

" Melkor1974 changed my mind about all Men, I now have faith in testicals"
Jane Smith
Sherwood Park

" I never knew one Man could smell so good and not take advantage of my passed out sister"
Shirley Jackson
Spruce Grove

" If Melkor1974 was a woman I'd marry him or her....ya her....in about two seconds, man that guy can make me laugh. He once nailed this chick..no wait he nailed this lady and she told me later that he really made her feel special. Anyway He's a good guy, but don't let him borrow your car"
Bill Brasky
Edmonton

If ur interested give me a shout, what's the worst thing that could happen? Well yes....I suppose but what are the odds of that happening to you? Oh it happened to you before...geez sorry.

Well anywho send me an e-mail and tell me bout yourself, I promise to make all kinds of dirty, sexist, and completly god awful remarks, and totally blow any chance of friendship.