Is there really anybody out there? Lets talk about it over lunch. I work in the east county and live in the WAY north county. I hope to move back to the east county in a couple of years or sooner if I win the lottery. (yeah right) East county feels like home to me. I guess the wierdest thing about me is i'm a closet M*A*S*H* junkie. I'm also totaly addicted to survivor. I could do that show. I work in the law enforcement field. Same job for 14 years and love it. I wear a uniform for work so its t-shirts and shorts off duty. Shoes are either vans or flip flops. You will never catch me in a dress or makeup. I have lots of tattoos and will be getting more. BBQs are the best. Mexican and chinese are next. Off roading in the desert, waking up in a tent to the smell of last nights camp fire, making breakfast burritos over the coleman stove YUMMY. Road trips just because, do you want to go? Come on it will be fun, I promise. I'll put the top down on the jeep. Im an honest person and will tell you what I think. I find humor in most things that are not funny. Road kill? thats someones dinner. You should have kept your cat inside. PETA stands for people eating tasty animals. Oops, did I offend? Then stop reading cause it will never work. I'm all for the planet(please recycle), animals(they can't help it and people suck) just check out the local animal shelters, and the cell phone law starting in July. Hang up and get the hell out of the fast lane. Did you just throw that cigarette butt out the window or leave your dog in the car on a hot day. You should go to jail. I miss the beach, I used to go to dogs beach all the time even when I didn't have a dog. Right now I have 2 cats, 1 dog but shes way to prissy for the beach and I would end up just holding her all the time, and a bearded dragon who loves to eat goliath worms(YUK). Anyway, look me up, lets do lunch.

MY IDEAL MATCH: What? I don't think there is such a thing. You just gotta be honest, love animals, no drugs, cigarettes are gross, I won't kiss an ashtray. Drink occasionally or whatever is fine. There ain't nuthin better than an ice cold beer. Be comfortable in your own skin and not give a sh*t what other people think. Life's too short to keep looking for others approval. Have a great day and remember, don't breed or buy while shelter pets die.