WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE? We are a fun couple (unmarried) in southern California seeking a long term live-in romance with a nice girl. We love life and humor and enjoy everything from camping to caviar, dune buggies to Disneyland (once a month), hard rock and some heavy metal (no country or rap), old west ghost towns, pirate ships, castles, futuristic stuff, Las Vegas, foods from around the world, and so much more. We like to see it all, do it all, travel everywhere. And the bedroom is the icing on life's cake!

We want to create a family of 3 filled with love, commitment, and laughter. (hand puppets optional) We are for real not liars or fake. On weekends we like to BBQ and have drinks but NO drugs. We don't have AIDS, don't have kids (vasectomy), and don't smoke cigarettes. She is 5'3", green eyes, red hair (dyed), about 120. He is 6'2", blue eyes, longish blondish hair (dyed), about 200. We are told that no way do we look or act our age!

We want a cheerful girl with a wacko sense of humor that will not cheat around. (we don't want AIDS) We are not models but we are not too scary either. She doesn't have wrinkles just a few fine lines. She never had kids so her tummy, butt, and chest is small and she can wear a bikini. He does have wrinkles from working outdoors, but if you want he will get lasered.

We also want a girl that loves animals and will help out with the family veterinary business. We live life on our own terms and to hell with everybody else! If we want to jacuzzi at 2am then we do it. If we want to run off to Vegas for the weekend we do it. We bought the limo just to have fun with it. (and no we didn't buy it used from a party company) Being normal is boring! There is so much more to tell you about us, but what do you think so far?

WHAT WE PREFER IN A GIRL:
Does not smoke.
Blue or gray eyes.
Not taller than 5'5".
Never had any kids.
Not overweight or "thick".
Only one (or none) small tattoo.
Only ears and/or navel pierced.
Kinky and loves sex in all 3 holes.
Willing to be blond on top and shaved below.

If all of this appeals to you and you move in with us then we need to get you a passport right away. We have a really fun trip booked for December. So don't be shy, let us know if you are interested. Cheers!

About the pictures:
#1 our limo
#2 our Prowler
#3 playing in our pirate cave
#4 a day at Disneyland
#5 checking out Mickey's balls
#6 on the "Interceptor" from the movie "Pirates Of The Caribbean"
#7 singing with the band Styx
#8 we have some old Disneyland rides
#9 more of the old rides we use them as the patio furniture
#10 our house
#11 our cabin
#12 our Arizona ranch

UPDATE: For those of you concerned with any age difference consider this:

Oona O'Neal 17 married Charlie Chaplin 54.
Bo Collins 16 moved in with John Derick 46.
Lauren Bacall 19 married Humphry Bogart 46.
Mia Farrow 20 married Frank Sinatra 50.
Soon Yee 22 married Woody Allen 56.
Ashley Madison 18 married James Woods 57.
Joyce Maynard 18 married J.D. Salinger 53.
Frances Folsom 21 married President Cleveland 49.
Hayley Mills 24 married Roy Boulting 58.
Julia Gardiner 24 married President Tyler 54.
and the list goes on.....

If you are cool enough and have the guts to be with someone older you might just find yourself having a good time. You might also enjoy the love and stability we are offering. Think about it.

P.S.-- Gold diggers, hookers, scammers, etc, etc, don't waste your time you won't get a dime!