I am currently studying to be a wit, but am only halfway through my studies. And as you can tell, I only open my mouth to change feet! I'm looking for a woman who likes to have fun: skiing, watching movies, taking walks, traveling. I'm the father of two sons, both grown and out of the house. Older son Shane, 26, is married and studying for a Ph.D. at SUNY, Buffalo, NY. Younger son Nick, 21 is in his 4th year at UCLA in Mechanical Engineering. I lived most of my adult life in major destination ski resorts: Aspen, Colorado, and Sun Valley, Idaho -- only returning to my home State, California, in 1998. So I am an expert alpine skier and a former ski instructor. Grew up in LA and San Diego. Graduated from San Diego State College in 1964 with a major in English and a minor in History. Currently working as a Realtor and substitute teacher in the Newport-Mesa Unified School District. I'm fairly fluent in Spanish, German, and Italian. However, my Italian needs a lot of improvement. I have no misspelled tattoos. My missing teeth are barely noticeable. I am well over 6' tall when standing on a large box. (Oh, relax! It's a joke!)