Rhetorically-challenged. Usually grammatically correct. ePlurals Unum!

I’m not stupid. You’re not shy. Give me 5 minutes.

Can count past twenty-one on my own, but want you to get past infinity.

Run my own internet business and am recognized as one of a handful of experts in my field. Educated and professional. Plan to exit in several years and retire to yachting life. Want lover, partner & real-first-mate. Need next soul mate (and yes, I believe you are allowed more than one soul mate in a lifetime, just not at the same time.) Players need not apply.

Recently divorced (again), and it's been way too long since I've had a meaningful sexual relationship. Or, for that matter sex. The world just doesn't seem safe anymore. Maybe I was distracted. Whatever. Not whatever, this is important! So, I've decided to take a serious, but cautious look into the internet for my next soul mate, so here be I. I'm not into the bar scene or escort services, or that ilk. My friends are running in married circles, and so since I never had the opportunty to have kids, am not going to the PTA meetings where some single moms might be available.

I was raised in the Episcopal/Anglican church, but found God in nature, and in the human condition, and mostly hypocrites in the buildings. I strongly believe in one God; I've seen his power in the oceans and my ship was small. Perhaps, if I was an achient Greek, I'd worship Neptune, or if Chinese, I'd honor the 5-toed water dragon. Long story short, I belive God doesn't roll dice, but s/he's got a great sense of humor: take for example, the penguin. (Happy Feet).

I'm very selective, safe and otherwise a pretty normal guy, but I think sex is critical in a committed relationship. Not the kinky stuff, but adventurous and joyous. Looking for bed-buddy, maybe friend with benefits.

Bars and chat rooms are way too noisy to have an intelligent conversation.

My name is Bill, AKA "Q".

I'd like to meet you.