I'm putting out a worldwide web bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my smile and I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description. He appears to be between 40 and 55 years old, but may appear younger than his age. He is at least 5'8", cuddly, has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. He loves rock & roll and may be found at concerts. He's intelligent with his own career and interests, and not looking for someone to support him. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will snuggle with you at night. If you think you may have found my smile, please e-mail me as I really need it to be myself. Please include your recent picture. Thanks.