I'm not sure why I'm joining other than the fact that this site hosts the top 10 reasons to date a unicorn. So maybe I just felt this connection, like I wasn't getting enough tetherball in my life.

Or maybe it was the 9 reasons not to date a t-rex. I know I could get along with one, I like carcass as much as the next t-rex.

Anyway, thanks for reading. I'll be here at 9 on weeknights, please tip your waitress.