You do not have to be a comedian......but able to keep up with my sarcasm and wit (without getting your feelings hurt)

You do not have to look like Brad Pitt.....but be comfortable in who you are.

You do not have to be with me 24/7.....but have the time for a relationship...we both have our own lives

You do not have to be baggage free......but able to carry it on with you without drama.

You do not need to have a million dollars....but cannot be a million in debt either I can support my family just fine without your help but not looking to support anyone else at this point

You do not need to have children......but you MUST enjoy being around them and I truly stress this. My kids are my life

You do not have to be religious.....but willing to go to church once in a while

You do not have to drive a Porsche....but a bus pass does not work for me since I live in Canby and there are no buses either

You do not have to own 5 houses....but a tent is probably not sufficient either until we go camping then its all good

You do not have to be 7 feet tall .....but above 5'8" works well I am 5'9" and would prefer not to go barefoot

You do not have to be a monk.....but no man whore either....I am not looking for casual sex, FWB, or one night stands....I am selfish in that I do not share!

You do not have to be vice free......but no smokers or drug users please

You do not have to love to dance......but willing to do it for me is wonderful...I love dancing and have so much fun

You do not have to call me everyday....but I would love to hear from you

You do not have to be old and wrinkled....but over 36 is preferred (I am 40)

All right now that you made it this far....I am looking for one guy to spend my time with and not looking to keep a bunch on the side in case things do not work out. If you are ready both emotionally and physically (meaning you have time) then I would love to hear from you. If not I wish you the best!!