Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

Suppose you were stranded in a blizzard and were forced to cannibalize your friends. This short survey will tell you how likely you would be to eat your buddies.

This quiz works best if you pick a few of your closest friends and answer the questions with them in mind.

Question 1 of 13

What's the longest you've ever gone without eating?

  1. 2-4 hours
  2. 5-10 hours
  3. 11-24 hours
  4. 24-48 hours
  5. 2-3 days
  6. More than 3 days
Question 3 of 13

When in a social environment, do you often sacrifice your own comfort for that of the group? For instance, sitting in the backseat of a very cramped car instead or riding up front.

  1. Yes, I'm very self sacrificing
  2. Sometimes
  3. Rarely or never
Question 4 of 13

Prior to taking this quiz, have you ever debated what part of the human body you would eat? (If forced)

  1. Yes, many times and I know exactly what I'd eat first
  2. Yes, perhaps once or twice
  3. No, I've never debated it
Question 6 of 13

Suppose you were in a restaurant and cooked human flesh was on the menu, what would you do?

  1. Call the police
  2. I'd order it
  3. I wouldn't order it
Question 8 of 13

Are you (or have you ever been) a vegetarian?

  1. Yes
  2. No
Question 9 of 13

How do you like your steak?

  1. Medium Rare
  2. Bloody
  3. Rare
  4. Medium
  5. Medium Well
  6. Well done
  7. I don't eat steak
Question 10 of 13

Do you enjoy eating sushi? (Or any other raw meat)

  1. Yes
  2. No
Question 11 of 13

Would you eat veal? Veal is beef that comes from baby cows

  1. Yes
  2. No
Question 13 of 13

Could you outrun your friends?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Maybe