Topic: Funny/Weird/Favorite Pickup Lines
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BtownNative Joined Tue 08/03/10 Posts: 80 |
I've always found many pickup lines to be strange, funny, or both. I have never used any of these, not will I ever do so. Here are some of the best/most outrageous I've heard:
-"Did you wax your pants today? Because I can see myself in them." -"Hey there, your eye color reminds me of my abnormally large phallus." -"I've always wanted to date a black girl, have you ever wanted to date a white guy?" (The guy who told me about this said this one actually worked.) -"You're so black and sweet you must be my Aunt Jemima. " -"How flexible are you?" And lastly, -"Your name must be Everlast, because I could hit you for days." Anyone else out there please share what you've come across, I'd love to expand my library of things to never say. Also, I'd suggest not using any of these. |
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totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 12913 |
"You smell like the inside of my ma'ma's purse."
"You shurdo gotta purrdy smile." |
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BtownNative Joined Tue 08/03/10 Posts: 80 |
QUOTE: "You smell like the inside of my ma'ma's purse." I'm not sure I'd know how to take that one. . . |
Suzanne20
Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 7109 |
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)."
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bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 951 |
were you raised on a chicken farm?
cuz you sure know how to raise a ****. (; |
mightymoe
Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 2729 |
we can play furiture... you be the dresser, and i'll get in your drawers.
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d24
Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 1484 |
Give me some of that...I know you got it
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JustaSimpleMan56 Joined Mon 07/05/10 Posts: 447 |
Have you ever heard of the 60 second intercourse?
You got a minute? |
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d24
Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 1484 |
Good one!
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Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3186 |
QUOTE: were you raised on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a ****. (; Ok, I'll bite. raise a what? egg? Obviously that one flew by me so fast I missed it in the blink. |
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Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3186 |
getting late, night all.
Edited by Shasta1 on Thu 08/05/10 01:03 AM
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d24
Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 1484 |
How bout the famous If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me
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JustaSimpleMan56 Joined Mon 07/05/10 Posts: 447 |
Bet you $5.00 that I can kiss you without touching you.
KIIIISSSSSSS Her--> You owe me $5.00 because you touched me. Me--> Ok. It was worth it. 
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uk1971
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 21136 |
Get the person you're interested in to touch your shirt and ask if it feels like boyfriend/girlfriend material.
 
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d24
Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 1484 |
uk1971 first time i heard that one!
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uk1971
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 21136 |
QUOTE: uk1971 first time i heard that one!
There ya go then. You now have a new 'original' one. lol
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d24
Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 1484 |
I will try that one It has to work!
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uk1971
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 21136 |
QUOTE: I will try that one It has to work! Worked for me. lol |
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Starla7708 Joined Tue 08/03/10 Posts: 3 |
I would actually laugh at that...haha! But it would still be a turn off...
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Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3822 |
I think your as pretty as 50 brand new John Deer Cotton pickers standin out in the middle of a 1000 acre field of waist high cotton.
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